Unacceptable Personal Behaviors, April 2015

late night consumption of qdoba nachos | sleeping for > 9 hours (even – especially? – when broken up) | increased tolerance of stevie nicks/van halen/doobies | dancing when there is no dancing | poor tuesday crossword success rate | heavy reliance on uber and seamless web | near-daily shampooing | antisocial wearing of headphones whilst not actually listening to music | occasional use of word “whilst”